Some of the finest Christmas feasts for alternative seasonal eating in the capital

It's that time to throw caution well and truly to the wind and replace it with some seriously indulgent dining, so here's our pick of London's best festive menus

Christmas feasts for alternative seasonal eating in the capital

We love a traditional Christmas dinner, we really do. But after you've made the rounds and your belt starts to pinch as you find yourself running your ever-so-slightly-too-blunt knife through the crispy skin of your 500th roastie of the season, all that 'tradition' starts to drag.

There, we said it. And, while we're at it – sorry uncle Pete, but your turkey sucked. You call that dirty water gravy? Gordon Ramsay would have a field day with your festive spread and we're not even going to pretend that we wouldn't enjoy seeing your mushy cabbage being flung at the wall as he knocks your feeble attempts at hosting down a peg or two.

What's Christmas without a little family drama, eh?

Anyway if, like us, you're keen to park that x-mas tradition next to Santa's sleigh, here's a guide to the best places serving up alternative Christmas feasts in the capital. Now what are you waiting for? Time to don your stretchy pants and get your seasonal snaffling on.

Bone Daddies

Various locations

Christmas ramen: sounds so wrong, but in the hands of Bone Daddies, it tastes so, so right. Go for the Three Bird Wontonmen – pheasant, duck and turkey wontons in a spicy miso broth with pulled duck, freshly chopped spring onions and chilli garlic butter. There's also a turkey katsu curry with daikon pickle, and crispy brussels sprouts, plus warm sake.


Various locations

Grab your Christmas jumper and bundle into Polpo, where the finest Venetian cuisine is dished up on massive sharing plates, ready for everyone to bicker over. There'll be beetroot-cured salmon with horseradish; baked sea bass and roast chicken with kale and chestnuts – we could go on...

Maison Bab

4 Mercer Street, WC2H 9FA

Christmas is a time to test your trousers to their absolute limit, and the place to do exactly that is Maison Bab, where you can dive into an entire pig's head with crackling, seasonal pickles and pomegranate molasses gravy; or you could plump for the lamb shoulder with adana gremolata, meat mayo and pickled carrots. The choice is yours.


71 Central Street, EC1V 8AB

At Palatino this Christmas, you'll start out with bites of fried squash with sage leaves, before nibbling delicately on creamy cacio e pepe. Tread carefully, though: eat too much and you won't have room for goose leg, cotechino (pork sausage) and mustard fruit – let alone panettone bread and butter pud.

Berners Tavern

10 Berners Street, W1T 3NP

If you're looking for a space that does a special occasion justice, the enormous, opulent and gorgeous dining room at Berners Tavern will probably do it. And if you're looking for great food, Berners more than delivers, too: there's a Christmas feasting menu of Dingley Dell pork and pistachio terrine with celeriac and pickled mustard salad (yum); whole-baked sea bass with fennel and mussel stuffing (double yum) and Christmas crumble tart with spiced cream and custard (yum, yum and yum).

Berber & Q

338 Acton Mews, E8 4EA

You could go for a super-traditional Christmas roast, or you could get in the spirit of things with Berber & Q and sink your fork into a whole suckling pig or tear through an entire half goat or mutton, both served as ras el hanout-smoked shoulder, wood-roasted leg, and filfelchuma chops. Yes, we know – our inner carnivore is salivating at the thought, too. Coming in at £450 for up to 12 people and £900 for up to 23 people respectively, it doesn't come cheap, but hot damn will you be merry by the end of it.

Flesh & Buns

41 Earlham Street, WC2H 9LX

Forget about the turkey – in Japan, they prefer to celebrate Christmas day with a giant bucket of KFC. Don't believe us? Just hop on that trusty search engine of yours and have a Google. Or, even better yet, get yourself down to Flesh & Buns and close that disbelieving, slack-jawed mouth right around a thick old thigh from their rather delicious take on the stuff: an authentic Japanese fried chicken basket. It's Christmas, but crunchier.

Ben's Canteen

St John's Hill, Battersea and Garratt Lane, Earlsfield

Remember that time Nigella cooked gammon in Coca Cola and the nation looked on in wonder? Well, Ben's Canteen has taken that idea and put jingle bells on it. This Christmas, the restaurant is serving Karma Cola-braised ham croquettes alongside its epic brie, stuffing and sage-brined turkey Xmas Burger. Is that the scent of roasting chestnuts in the air? Oh wait, no – it's just the chestnut mayo sauce dripping down our chins.


35 Sclater Street, E1 6LB

All we want for Christmas? Some seriously stretchy pants, so we can take down SMOKESTAK's entire beef brisket and not have to worry about popping our jean buttons in public. The edgy, US-style smokehouse in Shoreditch is serving up a Christmas feasting menu that will keep up to 20 people happy. Oh, and did we mention that it's also available for delivery? Yup, Christmas has officially come early.

Chiltern Firehouse

1 Chiltern Street, W1U 7PA

When it comes to seasonal spreads, Chiltern Firehouse sets the bar pretty high: think venison rolls, crab doughnuts, Wiltshire black truffle and champagne risotto, chargrilled Iberico presa, and wild sea bass with smoked-seaweed hollandaise. Firehouse feasts are basically the stuff of snow-dusted, Yuletide dreams, and if you don't come away as stuffed as their whole-glazed duck, then quite frankly you're not doing it right.