There are cheeses you politely pass around at Christmas. Then there is Comté, which lands on the table and quietly informs everyone that the cheeseboard has entered its prestige era. With more than a thousand years of history behind it, this is not just another festive wedge. It is a French institution with enough character to start a conversation and enough complexity to keep one going long after the last cracker has crumbled.
Comté comes from the Jura Mountains in Eastern France, where the winters are cold, the pastures are lush and the skill of cheesemaking runs so deep it may as well be a regional dialect. Farmers, fruitières and affineurs have been perfecting this stuff for centuries, turning raw milk into wheels so big they look like something a medieval knight would use for strength training.
Each wheel weighs around 40 kilos and every single one begins with milk from Montbéliarde and French Simmental cows that enjoy their own hectare of grazing space. In summer they feed on wild grasses, plants and flowers. In winter they dine on locally harvested hay. The result is milk so flavourful you could practically drink it neat.
Once collected from small local farms, the milk is transformed by village dairies, the fruitières, into those iconic wheels. From there the wheels head to ageing cellars and caves where affineurs work their slow magic.
They turn, salt and rub each wheel with brine solution, sometimes for more than 24 months, waiting for the exact moment the cheese reaches peak flavour. This is knowledge handed down through generations. No apps. No shortcuts. Just serious expertise and a lot of patience.
And what does all that effort deliver? A cheese with no fewer than 83 flavour profiles across six flavour families. That can mean toasted nuts, creamy butter, artichoke, leather, vanilla and plenty more. It is no wonder chefs love it. Melt it into a sauce, fold it through pasta, bake it on top of anything that will sit still or simply serve it in thick slices. Comté does not need to try hard to impress.
With AOP status protecting every part of its production, Comté is the real deal. A cheese for boards, snacks, winter warmers and fancy Tuesday nights alike. You will find it in most major supermarkets and from specialist retailers online, ready to be delivered straight to your kitchen. Bring it home and watch your Christmas cheeseboard earn instant legend status.
Comté cheese is available to buy from most major supermarkets across the UK, as well as online from a number of specialist retailers, delivering nationwide.