SOURCE

Parkgate Road, SW11

This Valentine's Day, it's all about getting down and dirty. Food-wise, that is. SOURCE is getting in on the action, hosting a £35 dinner in a hidden speakeasy next to its Battersea restaurant that showcases a nose-to-tail pork menu. Dive in. sourcebattersea.com

KUROBUTA

Various

Fancy something a bit racier? At Kurobuta's Dirty Weekender, from 13-15 February, you can feast on one-off dishes such as the (literally) saucy-sounding Bukkake Teriyaki, and you'll also get a goodie bag to take home, presumably full of, er, toys. kurobuta-london.com

BIRD

Curtain Road, EC2

For all-out, gut-busting satisfaction, go for BIRD's double chicken and waffle burger, designed for two to share. With chicken, hot sauce, cheese, bacon, waffles, it's possibly not 'first-date' material. Unless you're really confident. birdrestaurants.com